This made me laugh out loud. That joke is perfect. The purposefully low effort style and the over the top visual effects really compliment that type of humour.

the freaking game over screen gets it five stars automatically

Cool idea here, but I think you can take it a lot further! To create musical interest you need contrast, an easy way for you to add more musical interest to this piece is by playing around with instrumentation. Maybe the piece can start the way it does, but as it goes on more instruments could be introduced. Anything to add more variety will help you to hold your listeners attention.

Very pretty track! Love the dynamic arc that it takes, it adds a lot of interest. I had a different interpretation but I definitely can hear how each section corresponds to the intended interpretation.

Great work!!